Dearest Little Sister,

It would be so helpful to my freshly mopped floors me if you would please put your cup to your lips when taking a drink. Rather than pouring it down into your mouth. From at least 12 inches away. For the second time today.

Ahem.

Not that I don't find it sincerely funny when you strip naked and run around cackling while I clean up spilled milk; it's super cute. Just, you know. I mopped today and all. Let's save the spilling for a dirtier floor.

Sincerely,

The Maid. I mean... your Mom.